"I... er.... hippies are kinda after my time," he says, a bit helplessly. "But I've seen 'em on TV. So I'm gonna say... no. Not enough tie-dye, and your hair's too nice. And, more importantly, you don't really act like them. Unless I'm missing the fact that you're secretly a pot-smoking Doors fan, who often fails to bathe for days on end."

He makes a play of sniffing her, then grins.

"Nah. You're in the clear."