"But have you had angry native Lego-people chase you? I mean, adding that to your resume may have some quality character building for you."

This is said in all seriousness.

"Can't you see sitting down with a potential employer and explaining that to them? 'Why, yes, I do have experience with angry native Lego-people. They smile a lot and wave not-so-pointy plastic pitchforks at you while typing obscene messages.' See? PERFECT to add to your repertoire!"