"I am not explaining to anyone back at the bar why you don't come back with me should your vital organs be scattered about!"

No way was she going to be the bearer of such news. How do you explain that?

Excuse me? Everyone, can I have your attention? Yes, anyone who knows Indiana Jones, I have terrible news. During a hijacking attempt of Legoland's railway, the train sped out of control and we wound up crashing into the Legowood Castle, at which time his organs painted the yellow block an unflattering shade. My deepest sympathies.

No, that was not going to happen!

"You got us into this, you can get us out, because I am pretty sure I'll survive smashing into those blocks."