"...and so it was so cold, I contracted gonorrhea just for the burning sensation!"

Stampy looks blankly up at her Daddy. Eventually she blinks, and shifts her weight nervously.

"What? That's funny! Come on...that's like, A LIST material right there!"

The miniphant still does not laugh, and not just because she's incapable of doing so.

"Bah, you know in my day we knew funny when we heard it, why..."

But his tirade about the golden age of Adam Sandler comedy is cut short by a knocking at the front door.

"Don't you go anywhere, we're not done yet."

The moment he's out reach Stampy bolts and hides behind her favorite rubber plant.

"Whoooo isssss iiiiiiiiit?"

He calls, before actually getting to the door.